FOR OUR PALATE
APPEARANCE
Not just references the basic color, but also how rich/pale and clear the drink is.
Richness
Deep / Deep – Smoothly Melaninated – Lightly Melaninated – Lacking Pigment
Color
WHITE – Mayonnaise – French Vanilla – Skeet
YELLOW –Watered Down Lemonade – High Yellow – Yellow Bone – Mustard – Non Drinking Water Urination
ORANGE – 18k Grill – Gold Chain – Marmalade – Macaroni – Sweet Potato
PINK – Red Neck – Sunburned – Butt Beat – Vagina – Rose
RED – Fire – Flaming – Hawaiian Punch – Chicago – Velvet Cake
PURPLE – Prince – Grape Drink – Kool Aid – Egg Plant
GREEN – Fire Weed – Paper -Front Lawn
BROWN – Creole – Cigarette Butt – Red Bone – Caramel Complexion – Sun Kissed – Dirt Weed – Root Beer – Dookie
Clarity
VS1 Clear – Diamond Clear – Tap Water – Cloudy Piss – Gumbo
SMELL / TASTE
A description can only be considered accurate if the parties involved have a common basis for understanding – our kitchens and corner stores stocked the same fundamental commodities.
WHITE – wine descriptors
RED – wine descriptors
BOTH can be used for some wines and spirits
Flowers / Fruit
Lemon Marange Pie – Lemon Heads – Tang – Bananna Pudding – Peach Cobbler – Carrot Cake – Apple Pie – Sour Green Apples– Dole Pinapple – Now & Laters – Starburts – Kool Aid – Black Berry Cobbler – Pumpkin Pie – Sweet Potato Pie – Cranberry Sauce – Pecan Pie – Apple Jacks – Fruit Roll Ups – Strawberry Fanta -Fig Newtons – Watermelon Jolly Rancher – Red Vines / Twizzlers – Raspberry Sherbert
Vegetables / Herbs
Butter Milk Biscuts – Corn Bread – Corn Tortillas – Corn Flakes – Oatmeal – Corn Chips – Hush Puppies – Grits – Yellow Rice – Black Eye Peas – Wheat Waffles – Oatmeal (butter) – Mint – Flour Tortillas – Collard Greens – String Beans – Boiled Cabbage – Okra – Stuffing – Sweet Corn – Red Beans – Flour Pancakes – Sauteed Mushroom – White Gravy – Baked Beans – Cole Slaw – Spinach – Hash Browns – – Potato Chips
Savory
Baked Macaroni & Cheese – Breaded Fish – Lemon Seasoned Salmon Croquettes – Cheese – Candied Fruit – Fried – Pork Chops – Oxtails – Chitterlings – Smoked BBQ Ribs – – Fried Chicken Breast – Fried Catfish – Gizzards – Pulled Pork – Jerk Chicken – Curry Lamb – Bacon – Sausage – Pork Rinds
Oak / Spices
Garlic Salt – Pound Cake – Candy Corn – Vanilla Ice Cream – Marshmellows – Almond Extract – Vanilla Pudding – Lawery’s seasoning salt – Sweet BBQ Sauce – Season Salt – Candied Yams – Cheese Cake – Tootsie Rolls – Sugar Daddies – Jolly Ranchers – Cinnamon Toast Crunch – Apple Jacks – Hershey’s Syrup – Aunt Jemima – Toast – Coffee – Charcoal – Mosquete Wood – Black Liquorice – Butterscotch – Caramel – Cinnamon – Nutmeg – Cumin Powder
BRINGING IT HOME
This is where you bring it all home, combining your opinions with what you’ve described in the sections above. No need to hold back and be conservative, different opinions create conversation. Did you like it? Why? What could have made it better or worse?
Quality Level
The Shit – Fire – Bomb – Aight – Could Be Better – Lacking – Weak A.F. – Trash
Rationale
Sweet: Syrup – Pixey Stick – Powered Sugar
Acidic: Tart – Lemon
Mouth Feel: Silky Smooth – Fine Sawdust – Sand Granules
Alcohol Potency / Strength: Creeper – Slight Kick – On Yo Ass – Dragon Piss – Butt Naked Passed Out
Complexity: Predictable – Simple Simon – Two Faced – Leads a Secret Life
Duration: -A Quickie – Minute Man – Victory Lap – The Marathon Continues
Age: Robbing the Cradle – Suga Daddy – Cougar – Expired –